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Alabama

Where all the ancestors are incesters!

Friend 1: what is another name for boyfriend and girlfriend in alabama?
Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: brother and sister

by Karen the kid abducter May 10, 2019

4👍 2👎


Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power

JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!

by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019


3 up

To 1 up the term one up

Dude 1: I'm gonna go 1 up that cunt at the next football match
Dude 2: Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna 3 up him!
Dude 1: fuck u jerry

by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019

2👍 10👎


u mom gay

the best answer to any conflict and can only be beaten with no u.

guy 1: u mom gay
guy 2: u dad lesbian
guy 1: u sister a mister
guy 2: u brothers ur mother
guy 1:u granny tranny
guy 2: u grandpap a trap
guy 1: u family tree lgbt
guy 2:NO U
guy 1: *fucking dies*

by Karen the kid abducter March 28, 2019

12👍 4👎