JBL

1) Justa Big Loser
2) wrestler that calls himself a "wrestling Gawd!" (I mute the TV every time he says that). millionare. wierd upper lip (I tend to notice stupid details like that). heel (really good one cuz I hate him soooo much)

JBL and Chris Jericho should have kept their rivalry going. It was really interesting!

mark henry

a huge-ass black wrestler (aka: world's strongest man... an it has been proven). takes out other wrestlers (ex: batista, the undertaker) because he is jealous. made love with mae young

"Mark Henry came back to the WWE to be Melina's bodyguard."

MVP

wrestling for the WWE. talks WAY too much. gets his ass handed to him... a lot. when he doesn't, he walks out on his matches. overpaid. current U.S. champion (not for much longer, I hope!). constantly says "I am better than YOU!"

MVP, once again!, walked out on his opponent

teacher

the center of all evil

I swear, my teacher is the devil!

you-manga

what RAW gm William Regal thinks is the proper pronunciation of "Umaga"

I wish Umaga could speak English so he could tell Regal that it is not pronounced "You-manga"

ew

a word us girls use to describe most guys

Jackie: Look! That dude is so skinny, he should be Nicole Richie!
Rachel: EW!

John Morrison

wrestler with a wierd slow-mo entrance (but his hair looks good)

Why the hell does John Morrison do that slow-mo entrance?