mark henry

a huge-ass black wrestler (aka: world's strongest man... an it has been proven). takes out other wrestlers (ex: batista, the undertaker) because he is jealous. made love with mae young

"Mark Henry came back to the WWE to be Melina's bodyguard."

86👍 13👎

MVP

wrestling for the WWE. talks WAY too much. gets his ass handed to him... a lot. when he doesn't, he walks out on his matches. overpaid. current U.S. champion (not for much longer, I hope!). constantly says "I am better than YOU!"

MVP, once again!, walked out on his opponent

35👍 63👎

ew

a word us girls use to describe most guys

Jackie: Look! That dude is so skinny, he should be Nicole Richie!
Rachel: EW!

373👍 266👎

John Morrison

wrestler with a wierd slow-mo entrance (but his hair looks good)

Why the hell does John Morrison do that slow-mo entrance?

93👍 41👎

JBL

1) Justa Big Loser
2) wrestler that calls himself a "wrestling Gawd!" (I mute the TV every time he says that). millionare. wierd upper lip (I tend to notice stupid details like that). heel (really good one cuz I hate him soooo much)

JBL and Chris Jericho should have kept their rivalry going. It was really interesting!

12👍 21👎

you-manga

what RAW gm William Regal thinks is the proper pronunciation of "Umaga"

I wish Umaga could speak English so he could tell Regal that it is not pronounced "You-manga"

9👍 1👎

teacher

the center of all evil

I swear, my teacher is the devil!

33👍 54👎