Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.

Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.

fox sports net

The stoopid network that blacks out my local HI-Definition broadcast during hockey season. Good for people that are still forced to watch low def sports.

Damn you Fox Sports Network, go pedal your low-def analog signal somewhere else!

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strawberry sundae

a strawberry sundae is when you you cum on a girl's face, punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed, and then rub the whole red and white mix together creating a strawberry sundae of sorts.

***the previous definition for this word is more closely related to a houdini: ***

so i was fucking this fat bitch, and she just wouldn't shut up so i gave her a strawberry sundae, fat chicks like those right?

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english chunnel

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***

friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.

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Bowelgebra

The act of shitting.

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom and do some problems in bowelgebra.

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OTTT

The sound and or proposition of a homosexual Russian to obtain a mouthful of cock so as the gag reflex is actually muffled by the breadth and depth of the intruding cock.

It is TK day again, You know that boner is back in his CHU waiting for his roommate ....OTTT...Giddens