PCCG

Perma-Closeted Christian Gay: Not that there is anything wrong with that. PCCG is a term used to identify a gay man, who is in the closet, permanently. And perpetrates a Christian ideology, but in the back of his mind he is bottom and a half, getting tooled out by a unfriendly bear. A PCCG is often found felt shamed and guilty for his carnal pleasures that are stowed away deep in his proverbial closet.

Tyler hip checked that PCCG this morning at work, I swear he busted chub then ran off to cleanse his pipes.

Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

wolf (v)

1. to take down a huge hand in poker (i.e. winning a hand by a landslide, a full house vs. one pair.)

2. to make girls cream their panties once they set eyes on a person of the oppsite sex

1. He wolfed that pot, now he's sitting high with a boatload of chips.

2. You see Jaime wolf when she took a gander at Dick's huge cock.

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The Houdini

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

***sometimes also known as the second gunman***

The name is directly derived from the great magically magical Harry Houdini!

concerned co-worker what happened to your eye janine?

janine oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend gave me the houdini at point blank range.

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dunch

A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").

I dunched that bitch ass ho in her dunch.

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Peached

adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.

"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!”

Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.