"Duuude check out this laptop"
"Dude screw that. It's a freaking Japtop."
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A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.
Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."
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When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.
"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"
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