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Beautiful trilogy made by a genius. It has inspired countless video games, books, and fan fiction. Those who have not seen the trilogy yet are sinners, and should repent by watching the movies. The prequels are not Star Wars. They are bastardizations of an excellent story. They don't even make sense. How does such a pussy become the badass that is Darth Vader?
If you like the prequels better than the originals, then you are twisted bastard that would make Hitler vomit! Shame on you George Lucas, how could kill your own work?!
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The only device ever created that can exceed the pleasure of sex. Halo 2 will be the best game ever. It is truly tEh 1337 pWnage badasstastic game. Nothing can even compare to Halo 2.
Evil Towel:You will have to choose, Towlie, between saving your friends, or playing Halo 2.
Towlie:I choose, HALO 2!
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1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards.
2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!
omgzzzzzzzzzz did u no dat i cud beet ne1 in a gam of ches. That is a form of bastardized English. Translation: *Lot's of inthusiasm* Did you know that I could beat anyone in a game of Chess? If you wish to see more of Bastardized English, go to the chat boards of www.neopets.com.
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Former Canadian Prime Minister (That means leader of the country for you Americans) and the only guy with the balls to not support Prejudice Bush. He was a fine leader who kept getting re-elected because Canada is full of Liberals(I love this country) He retired because, well I don't no why, and left an asshole in charge. Paul Martin fucked up big. Oh and his speech is off because half of his face is paralyzed.
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The largest, most successful virtual pet website on the internet. If you are going to go to neopets, be prepared to be bombarded by Capitalism, and idiocy. If you choose to wander into their chat boards heed this warning. Your eyes may be bleed at the horrible illiteracy displayed on this site. If you are an anglophile, then you will most certainly die.
Nothing can prepare you for the horror of the example I will soon type.
WARNING IF YOU ARE AN ANGLOPHILE, YOU WILL DIE AFTER READING THIS!
Still wanting to go on? WARNING! COMPLETE STUPIDTY AHEAD!
This is your final WARNING!
boyz n gurlz chat!
dos n e 1 no how to get a paintbrush
lolzzzzzzzz i hav a bf at skool. i luv boyz. my boi friend is sooooo hot-neopets user.
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What George Bush did to the election in 2000 and 2004
Damn mother fucka, we gots another 4 years under this brother suppressor.
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1. an organism that solely eats meat, or dead animal, or flesh of other organisms, etc., etc.
2. an organism with the brain power of an ant
3. a human IGNORANT of factory farms
Note: Most human carnivores/omnivores, especially those found on this website, are defensive about their eating habits, for, by eating meat, one supports and encourages the heinous cruelty in factory farms (see meetyourmeat.com)- an action that shouldn't be regarded as morally right. Some carnivores have good, viable reasons to be carnivorous, which should be respected by veg.ans. But most falter in that area. You can see this, because they are reduced to making fun of veg.ans with vacuous, fatuous attempts at an insult.
I can't believe those carnivores made fun of my veganism as a tenant of my religion; I don't go around bashing Christian, right-wing, ignorant fundamentalists' moral principles!
Carnivores have often defended their diet by referring to all of man and woman's history, in which meat was eaten. Unfortunately, they neglect the fact that slavery and mass genocide was endorsed by generations upon generations of people as well. Whoops!
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