dibbies

A game that can be played at any time with friends in which you "claim" a hideous woman as your own. When there is a group you call "double dibbies", "triple dibbies", etc. Some places are off limits to the game of dibbies, for example, Wal-Mart, the state fair, thrift stores, etc. (Basically anywhere that you would basically not stop calling dibbies)

(An incredibly obese woman rides by in her electirc wheelchair)
"Dibbies!!!"

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assfuck juice

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note

"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."

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