libcon

1 An individual so confused by history and contemporary politics they embrace all sides of every argument in the hope that everyone will just get along.

2 A person that surrenders all political and personal power to an elite oligarchy in return for false security.

1 I was once a patriotic American but now I'm mindless libcon.

2 My need to belong to something, anything, led me to become a libcon.

3 "The libcon's shall become our new Republican power base" - Karl Rove

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TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.

"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."

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