khyber

Cockney rhyming slang for arse or ass. From Khyber Pass.

He took is up the Khyber Pass!

69👍 58👎

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

16👍 24👎

shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

19👍 5👎

shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

9👍 14👎

duff

Generic term for beer. Originates from The Simpsons cartoon series, where Duff is the brand of beer characters drink.

"Pass me that duff". "You bring the weed and I'll bring the duff!"

8👍 15👎

lovely jubbly

Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.

Lovely jubbly!

432👍 97👎

kojak

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

17👍 51👎