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When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, itâs always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice
Birkin- âyou never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!â
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!
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The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating
Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet
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Discriminating against someoneâs scrotum!
No one took Duva seriously because of his extremely long scrotum. Total disscrotination!
To procrastinate by utilising snapchat and avoid uncomfortable situations or work usually essay writing!
I wish Jay would stop snapcrastinating about her uni essay it could have been done 20 bunny pics ago!
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Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act
After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag
When u have a little bit of poo on your helmet
Pete went camping on the weekend with his âmatesâ and came home with sore knees, stretched ears and a dick dag
When someone has enough port to let loose
Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!