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When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, itâs always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice
Birkin- âyou never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!â
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!
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When you canât tell the difference between concrete or cement!
Cementosis when you canât tell the difference between concrete or cement! I.e. when are you pouring the cement? Donât you mean concrete- whatever I am nurse not a concreter, can you do CPR?
Discriminating against someoneâs scrotum!
No one took Duva seriously because of his extremely long scrotum. Total disscrotination!
To procrastinate by utilising snapchat and avoid uncomfortable situations or work usually essay writing!
I wish Jay would stop snapcrastinating about her uni essay it could have been done 20 bunny pics ago!
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The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating
Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet
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Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.
Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.
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When someone has enough port to let loose
Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!