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arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Its weaved from the finest arse candle

by Karlos April 1, 2004

9πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


homotron

A systems engineer that has sex with computers and dry humps other system engineers

Richard stop humping the computer you fucking homotron.

by Karlos April 18, 2005

56πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


motting

Like munging only with otters..Very specialised

Lets get out ring of bright water on video, take some viagra and get Motting

by Karlos July 16, 2004

107πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

by Karlos February 23, 2005

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


peasant

People with origins based in Essex, Greater Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Barnsley, all of the USA- bar San fran, LA and New York (anyone with a passport). Stupid people incapable of rational thought processes, love Bush, The mail and fanny packs

Bush is such a peasant it frightens me

by Karlos July 22, 2004

16πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


pressure wank

A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.

Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).

When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!

There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooof! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!

And enjoy till empty.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!

by Karlos April 23, 2007

44πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


pressure wank

A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.

Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).

When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!

There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooo f! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!

And enjoy till empty.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!

by Karlos April 25, 2007

6πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž