stepballs

Your stepfather. A term reserved for a particularly unloved stepfather. Goes well with the uncomplimentary name for a stepmother- stepmuff.

"Do I really have to get a present for my stepfather on fathers day? He's such a douche"

"No frackin' way man your stepballs sucks!"

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stepmuff

Your stepmother. Title usually given to a stepmother who is not popular with the stepchildren. Pairs nicely with the derogatory term for stepfather- stepballs.

"You're buying someone a birthday present from 7-eleven?"

"Yeah, it's for my stepmuff."

"Wow, I didn't know you cared that much for her."

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