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Pissed

To the British, to get drunk.
To the Americans, to be drunk and expel it.
To men, to sedate themselves into stupidity, before they hurt someone.
To normal people, to be angry.

"Dude, I'm so pissed I wanna go get pissed, then trash that bathroom like I just pissed."

by KarmaLog August 4, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Satanic Magick

Usage of societal norms and expected thought structures or mental models of individuals to confuse, entire, educate, or solve the emotional woes of individuals through interpersonal psychological interaction and manipulation.

A proof of competence and experience in a field, profession, or social group.

Only an idiot would understand it.
;)

"No one ever speaks about Satanic Magick, only movie magic!"
"And I bet you think all white women have blond hair and black women wear hoop ear rings, huh?"
Satan wins again!

by KarmaLog July 4, 2018


Fuckin' with my head

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.

"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

by KarmaLog August 1, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Till

A farming implement used to move soil in preparation of planting seed.
To the public masses, the shopkeepers money store.

'Til death do us part!
She'd really like to dig around the butcher's coffers, she loves the way he handles himself!
Yeah, when he passed away, she inherited his land.
She couldn't find the till, so they gave her a hoe.
They accused her of murder.
Satan wins again.
Phonetacrym.

by KarmaLog July 4, 2018


Hoe

A farming implement used by agriculturalists to move soil to prep them for the planting of seed.
In the ghetto, "A woman who accepts all man's seed."

"You know what you need, Jared?"
"What Billy?"
"A hoe!"
Satan wins.

by KarmaLog July 4, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Boy's Butt

A Satanic Magick trick used against naive women to induce "Gender Dysphoric Disorder."

"Tina, you think you're sooo hot, but you know what everyone else is too afraid to tell you? You have a BOY'S BUTT!"

by KarmaLog July 3, 2018

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Awesum

An action, event, or work that, in it's totality, elicits the facial or emotional response of "awe" from the viewer.
Astonishment at the grandiosity or quality of the entity, not "aw" at it's cute face.
A compliment.

This version of the spelling avoids confusion by learners of the language one might encounter when considering the juxtaposition of "awesome," or "awe at something."

"That show was awesum!"

by KarmaLog July 17, 2018