Little brother

The family communist. The snitch. Always wrapped around mom’s finger. Annoying and a fuckhead

Me: Hey bros (the bois) wanna hop on my ps5?
Little brother: you mean our ps5

Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.