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When a girl gives you such a rough, hard blowjob that your dick feels sore afterward.
"Dude, that girl I went home with gave me a real Willy Wonka, now my dick's killin' me."
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When you fuck a midget (who is missing an eye) in their eye socket.
"Remember that midget with the eye-patch? I gave her a good 'ol Mini-Putt."