sexcort

A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.

After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.

Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.

Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.

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stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.

"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"

Koch addict

A person that has a dependency on dark money. Exclusively used for right wing nut jobs that will do or say whatever needed to keep the greenbacks flowing. Most obvious during campaign season, but exists year round.

That Lindsay Graham is begging for $5 donations on Faux News. Sorry buddy, can't let you become dependent on hand-outs otherwise you'll just never get a job. You're Koch Addiction has spiraled you to new lows.

If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.

Briscard

What’s thrown away from the leftover skin after a circumcision.

The briscards were piling up in the trash after a full day of circumcisions.

RIP

Remember, It's a Pandemic

Herman Cain, Ron Wright, Larry King, Dawn Wells, Nick Cordero,Charley Pride, Roy Horn,and your grandparents may they all RIP.

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boozepa

The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.

Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.