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A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.
Colloquial term for a court-mandated tracking device commonly known as an ankle monitor.
"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesed since Nick agreed to the gang bangle. Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
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Colloquial term for a court-ordered tracking device, also known as an ankle monitor.
"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesced since Nick agreed to the gang bangle? Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.
"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."
"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"
When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.
"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"
An infinite realm where all versions of reality where everyone is a redneck and it includes the following axiom: the more you know about the speed of a cracker the less you can know about his given position in the white supremacist rally. In other words, to state the corollary: there is no hickiverse where you can both know where a cracker is and what that cracker is really doing.
Yes, Virginia, there IS a hickiverse where President Windmills-Give-You-Cancer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are married cousins in a trailer with 5 kids, one on the way, and a growing fentanyl problem.
Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"