Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

nongregation

An underwhelming turnout of an event that was touted as having a lot of attendees.

Trump's inauguration crowd was a total nongregation.

To Do-me List

While surfing internet porn you view a new position or technique that appeals to you, so you write it on your partner's To Do-me List.

Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.