Morgasm

An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.

Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."

Beer Pressure

Decisions made while under the influence of beer. Similar to the decisions made based on peer pressure, beer pressure may be something that is later regretted by the decision maker.

1. "I didn't want to smoke last night, but I was totally beer pressured into it and couldn't say no."
2. Mike: "Dude! Why did you take that girl home last night?" David: "It was beer pressure, I swear!"