Vasism

The act of oppressing vi**ngs and nordic people purely because of their nationality.

Italian man: Damn, we should really kill all vikings!
Swedish man: Bro that's actually Vasism and its really bad, check your priviledge.

Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.

Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.