Dicksicle

When a man is so cold, his penis is almost literally ice. Also called "snowballs." Opposite of clitsicle (see clitsicle).

"Holy fuck, it's so cold, I'm sporting a massive dicksicle."

Clitsicle

When a girl is so cold, her clitoris is basically pure ice. Opposite of a dicksicle. (See dicksicle)

Betsy shouldn't have worn leggings, she's rocking a major clitsicle."