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The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.
"She spent an hour forking her food to death."
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Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.
"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."
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Two words, that google searches for and comes up with only one result. No punctuation allowed.
"Squirelling Dirvishes"
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