creeper

Usually a cue from your friend when they're high on Fire Breathing potions.

Friend: CREEPER...
Literally anyone within a 0.3 mile radius: AWW MAN

Waldfogle

Possibly the weirdest last name ever.
It means bird in the forest in german
so I'm a forest bird?
this is too confusing

Violet: What's your last name?
Kat: Waldfogle
Violet: what the fuck kind of name is that