She Shed

The female equivalent to a Man Cave.

Wife: Hey, your going to your Man Cave?
Husband: Yep. Need some me time.
Wife: That's okay, I have my she shed.

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midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

Fart Gas

An ungodly gas that comes out of the Devil's Asshole in video games (i.e. Silent Hill, Beyond Two Souls...)

Push the fart gas into my head!

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M'Ginngy

An affectionate term to call a ginger.

What is up m'ginngy?

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Con Virgin

Slang short for Convention Virgin used to describe someone who has never been to a convention like an Anime Convention, Comic Con or the like.

You never been to a convention? Ladies and Gentlemen we have ourselves here a con virgin! Let's break her in!

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