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Squeal

the noise you make when you witness Dan and Phil's marriage video

" when I watched Dan and Phil's marriage video I began to squeal"

by KatLovesDanAndPhil December 11, 2016

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French people

French people are the hairiest creatures alive. Although they have pretty decent accents they still look like a gorilla and they're fluent language is Wookie. After oiling up their body they shove steamy baguettes up their asses and go for a bike ride. They will never top me to I the frenchiest fry.

"God damn those French people they stole my bike"

by KatLovesDanAndPhil December 11, 2016

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