Symphony Sex

Incredible sex - so incredible that you hear a complete symphony in your head, reaching their climactic point as you do, and ending with wild applause. Can cause individuals involved in symphony sex to attempt to scream or sing out along with the music.

As he rocked back on his hips, driving himself further into me, I heard, even though it was only the two of us in the room and both the TV and radio were off, an entire string section of an orchestra build. As his speed increased the woodwinds entered. By the time I was about to cum the entire orchestra was crescendoing, drums were pounding, strings singing at full forte, all at a fevered pitch until, in unison with me, everything peaked and held for a seemingly impossible note - all followed by wild applause and exhaustion. He collapsed next to me and I screamed "ENCORE! More Symphony Sex! ENCORE!", but alas, he was already asleep.

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assedness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

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hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.

Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.

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Motorbate

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Sandy motorbates to stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

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hole-in-three

The act of cumming in a woman's ass, pussy, and mouth all in one orgasm. It takes both good control and a longer orgasm with a large load.

Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy, continued cumming, and one last time held himself until she rolled over and he was able to complete cumming in her eager mouth completing the hole-in-three.

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jalobes

Another name for breasts.

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.

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Sexiversary

The date on which two people first had sex.

He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.

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