chav

A lame excuse for a teenager.
Usually sporting every single bit of Nike they can find and the whitest trainers you have ever seen.
The usual habitat for a chav is either McDonalds or outside the Co-op.
And looking 'hard' on their BMX's.
Seem too refer too everyone as 'mate' even though they are having a go at them.

Mostly they think they are sex on legs, but everyone knows we just laugh about them behind their backs.

Chav: OI YOU MATE.
Normal: ... Hi?
Chav: ARE YOU STARTING ON ME?
Normal: .. No -Thinking- Why is this randomer having a go?
Chav: -Lights 'Fag'- I AIN'T EVEN BOTHERED MATE.
Normal: Ok then.. O.O

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Yhoo

A terrible, terrible word.
Used by chavs world wide, Mostly girls who also put two i's in every sentance.
Meaning 'You'.
But no one uses unless they suck.

Chav: HiiYAZ, Howz yhoo?
Me: Shup, you tard.

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xD

One of the most awesome smileys ever made.
Unfortunately most noobs have taken it apon themselfs too use it after every bloody sentence.
It symbolises laughing or a happy face.
Also when written as XD it means that they are laughing hysterically.

Mate: So anyway it was bloody funny.
Me: I'm sure it was xD

Me: So how are you?
Noob: XD
Me: .. Are you going too say or what?
Noob: XD
Me: What the hell...
Noob: XD

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Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

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