Ling Ling

The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.

Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!

Teeswater

Teeswater is a small town located in Ontario Canada. It’s so tiny that if you blink you’ll miss it. This place is populated with only inbred hicks. All to do there is get high and get freaky with your cousin.

Girl: Imagine being in a room with everyone you’ve had sex with.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.

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