An outdoor building with a toilet. These things donât flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so youâll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someoneâs bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someoneâs meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if youâre on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. Thatâs right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after youâve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, youâve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Donât even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If youâve made it this far, and you havenât picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. Youâre better off pissing in the woods. Iâm a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
âThe sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.â
âDamn it.â