Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper is black and sweet and comes in a bottle.

How embarassing. I walked in on Dr. Pepper coming in a bottle!

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Dr. Pepper

He's black and sweet and comes in a bottle.

-"Dearest Dr. Pepper, please do be kind and remove your used bottles from the windowsill."

-"For the love of God, why doesn't Dr. Pepper close his blinds?!"

-I really think we should set Euwrama up with Dr. Pepper. He's such a nice, lonely man.

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