label

1. Something, usually a sticker of sorts; that you stick on a jar or a box to identify the contents and/or purpose.

2. A highly complicated system which is used to classify people, usually high school students; in an attempt to organize them by how they are 'supposed' to be, determined by what music they listen to, what they wear, and in some cases their income. Comparable to the caste system of ancient India.

3. An attempt to classify every band by their 'style'

1. The box is labeled 'tupperware'

2. Oh yeah, she's an emo-goth for sure. You can tell by her Converse and black eyeliner.

3. Oh yeah, their style can pretty much be summed up as alterna-punk/emo/goth/post-hardcore screamo/3rd wave ska revival/punk-core/pop/ska-pop

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flange

A type of join used in engineering to affix 2 piece of wood/metal/misc. material together.

The corner on this storage cabinet is a Flange Joint.

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even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away

best goo goo dolls song ever.

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

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Marzipan

Very cute, tree-hugging, overbearing, mop-shaped girlfriend of Homestar.

Marzipan wanted to have a luau with tofu.

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Forehead Wars

A competition between two individuals whereby their foreheads are pressed together and the two must try to push each other until one submits to the effects. Nothing but the foreheads are allowed to be used against the opponents. A humorous game, usually involving headaches or bruising to the forehead. Not recommended for those who value their brain cells. Normally performed when under the influence of some kind of substance.

What time is it? Forehead Wars time!!

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dead kennedys

best fucking band ever!!!!! jello biafra is awesome

Nazi Punks Fuck Off

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Vaginas of the sea

Mussels.
An edible marine mollusk with a blue black shell.

Let's go to the seafood restaurant so I can eat some vaginas of the sea.

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