Gonger

Strictly a hockey term used to describe a situation that was or could become out of control involving lots of dirty sluts and a lot of booze. This term is unknown to civilians outside the dressing room and is a word used with pride and class by some of the dirtiest hockey men alive. Strictly a class word.

"Fuck boys me and Stewy wheeled two broads last night and Stewy pissed on my broad while she was fingering Amy's asshole, it was a fucking Gonger and a half."

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schmedly

really really cheap vodka bought when 13 years from the happy shopper for 2.99 in whitstable, kent.

schmedleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(its fun to say when sloshed)

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softball

Softball (see zzzzzzzzzz) < Lacrosse (see best damn sport ever). Why the hell would anyone play softball, with a game like lax in the world, softball sux get used to it.

Softball sucks ass, hard.

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costa rica

Country where my mom came from, Peaceful unlike bush who drops bombs like he takes shits. No army, but beautiful rainforests

Don't you wish you lived in Costa rica?

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Hilary Duff

Sucky, talentless bitchass wannabe tart. Yes, tart. Can't sing for crap. Would not stand a chance on American Idol were it not for her starring in Lizzie McGuire and the Lizzie McGuire movie. It would be funny to see Simon tear her apart. Only popular because she is -quote- hot -unquote-. ::vomit::

Hilary Lover; OMG Hilary is soo pretty and cute and nice and talented and smart and good at acting and sweet and funny and cool!

::vomits violently, dies from the sheer horror of Hilary's voice::

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Fagwaggle

1. n. The genitalia of a homosexual male
2. adj. A person who is so stupid that only a referance to a gay man's penis will cover it.

Can also be used as a curse

She didn't even know the capital city of her own country- what a fagwaggle!

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NLF

Acronym for "no longer friends".
Used for people, inanimate objects, etc.

NLF with my computer.
You stole my wallet? NLF.

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