Food Amnesia

This happens when you've just eaten something like... 2 seconds ago... and forgot you ever ate it.

Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?
Spongebob: You ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Me: Major food amnesia

Angel has serious Food Amnesia. She JUST ate that apple core.

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Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

Octopi

1. More than 1 octopus.

2. Eight pies.

"Yes, I would like to order octopi for our big party tonight."

"Is it octopuses or octopi?"

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KABOOM

If you say it, my dad's head explodes... game made up when I was around 10...

"Dude: KABOOM!!!

Me: Oh, yup, there goes my dad's head"

Neow

Pronounciation: (Knee-yeah)

This word can replace anything. You can think anything you want and replace it with the word neow.

*Courtesy of a good friend of mine.*

"I went to the neow last night and I got so frikken neow."
"No neowing way!!!"
"Yes neowing way."

"Nick, quit being a neow."

"OMG Nick's neowing the seat!!!"

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Sneaker Shoes

Shoes that sneak away.

"OHMAHGAWD Sneaker Shoes!!!"

"Man, look at them suckers move..."

Go Ape-shit on You

When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.

"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."

"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."

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