Three hits

Three hits stands for;

My fist hits you
You hit the floor
And the ambulance hits 80!

A phrase which is used as a threat to beat someone up, and consequently put them in hospital.

" i heard about Gaz and your girlfriend, sorry mate"
"that Gaz is going to get the three hits! when i find him!"

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Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"

"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"

Dinnertime romp

A male and Female who hook up at a dinnertime break from work/college to have sex.

"When is your dinner break honey?"
"about one o'clock"
"coming for a dinnertime romp?"
"haha can't wait!"

Doontang

Whereas males use the phrase "poontang" add a D for Dick and you have doontang. So the ladies can be just as crude when checking out guys!

"check that hot doontang over there Soph!"
"eesh he's hot!"

Raggable

Small/petite female, which can be "ragged" in the bedroom. She is easy to lift so can be called raggable.

man look how raggable she is!
yeah she is pretty small bet i could carry her round the bedroom!

Daf

Daf stands for;

Dirty as fuck.

This is a term mainly used against women who give the impression of being slutty;

e.g not alot of clothing

"god she's hot, i love that dress!"
"yeah man she's easy a Daf, could she wear any less clothing?"

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Stand up

A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.

"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"

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