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When your man is watching football and you have to sit there and look like you are interested for HOURS!
Girl the game was on last night and I was femballin' like a mother fucker.
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When you are sitting around listening to your man playing the guitar and you silently wish you could play that damn good.
Girl last night I was guitar galin' it out like a rockstar.
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fat scary fake drag queen boobs.
Damn bitch, back up them vadonacons.
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When a man is eating and woman out and she is on her period and then burps up a blood clot in her face.
Man: "Burp"!!!!
Woman: Oh, NOOOOO! You just cherry coated flavor nuggeted all over my FACE!!!
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Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear.
I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical eargasum!
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When you take a BIG wiff of a vagina and move down to the Butthole without bringing your face up. End result is a pignose face.
That dude last night made the best pignose pussy duke of my life.
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