Turf Pie

When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.

Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.

Turf Butter

"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.

The best after sex snack is totally Turf butter! Gooey, salty goodness!

Sheetoe

The Sheetoe is the ultimate mother of all camel toe hoes. The Sheetoe is attracted to hardcore gamers, cigarette smoke, and the smell of a freshly shotgunned Natty Lite. The Sheetoe will sneak up on her potential mate and pounce with the force of 100 bar whores. The Sheetoe will suck you into its massive toe and you will be consumed, never to be seen again.

Dude 1: Yo have you seen Matt and Austin lately?

Dude 2: No bruh. They went out for nattys after gaming and I haven't seen them since.
Dude 1: Maybe the Sheetoe caught their scent and got them.
Dude 2: Rip bros.
Dude 1: We should totally steal all their game shit.