aim

Something that commonly contains many other aim names, but are also commonly rarely talked to.

Person: I have 126 names in my aim buddy list, but only chat with 5 of them on a regular basis. The rest, however, barely if ever.

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headcheese

Considered an exotic food, it is far than being anywhere near exotic. Head cheese is made of the different parts of the heads of different animals that were used for other meats, and called "exotic" when in fact is truly nothing more than a ball of leftovers.

Having a steak and potato dinner at a steak house is more exotic than having a slice of headcheese. Eww...

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Maury Povich

A guy who is so hardcore feminist it's to the point of being almost nauseating. His favorite theme is the paternity test, and he always coddles the girls and is mean to the men, even the men that are the right (yes, it DOES happen).

Maury Povich is almost out of tampons.

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VH1

The television station that is 100% opinionated when it comes to "facts" they talk about on tv, when really it's all what the producers think.

"Awesomely Bad Videos," "Awesomely Bad Love Songs," etc...

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neo-nazi

Someone who is ignorant and has a pitiful life, stalking a certain group of people that they have taken an irrelevent liking to. Their goal is to destroy those of their disapproval, or as they would consider "wiping out their name and existence" and falsely believe that "the person served nothing good to those around them." Eventually, the neo-nazi will attack the party who is stronger than them with the power and the wisdom to succeed in battle, creating the fall of the neo-nazi, thus causing the neo-nazi to have commited self-destruction. A neo-nazi will act as though they are strong, but are truly weak inside. A neo-nazi is considered by society to be foolish, irrational, and coonistic.

A neo-nazi is actually a "bot" to the cult's belief, which always causes their own emotional and social fall and destruction.

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mulva

The name that Jerry Seinfeld was guessing his girlfriend's name was, since he had forgotten except for remembering that it rhymed with a female body part.

Dolores: "You have no idea what my name is, do you?"
Jerry: "...Mulva?"

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Nickelodeon

One of the, if not THE, most anti-parent television stations to ever exist. They always portry parents as stupid, worthless, and not worthy to be respected.

This is true until it comes to the parents buying stuff from their company.

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