Random
Source Code

harry potter

One of the most popular books series of this generation it is also one of the most overrated.
They each have about the same plot

Harry has a horrible summer with his horrible relations that don't give him the love a boy needs even though he is obviously sooooo much better then his cousins (in the later book Harry learns about puberty and how it turns you into a bitter and angsty teenager) often Harry snaps at his family because they are just soooo mean that he can't take it. Dudley NEVER gets in trouble even though he is such a bully and soo mean and fat and stupid

Harry does something stupid and almost gets in trouble, but it's not real trouble because Harry can't die yet because JK Rowling already said she was going to write 7 books.

Harry goes off to have magical hogwarts learning fun at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. He gets teased about his scar and stuff by people that don't understand the pain and suffering caused by being "the boy who lived"

Harry and his friends get into a minor fight

Something bad happens (usually do to the dark lord voldy who was not actually defeated by "the boy who lived" just minorly inconvenienced so that Rowling could make a shitload of money)

Harry and his friends must forgive each other so they can fight against "all that is evil"

They defeat the evil

Everybody lives happily ever after, except the bad guys, the people that died fighting the bad guys, and the Defense against the dark arts teacher (it is hogwarts tradition to sack the defense against the dark arts teacher)

All Harry potter books ever written

by Katrin C January 14, 2008

18👍 84👎