Envelopaphobia

The fear of opening letters. Commonly the case when a person has experienced or experiencing a period of time when they fear unaffordable bills arriving in the mail and so end up significantly delaying the opening of a letter or discarding of it unopened all together. ENVELOPAPHOBIA, ENVELPAPHOBIC

My tax bill has just been posted and I’m feeling envelopaphobic. Could you open it for me?

I’ve been too scared to open a single letter posted. I think I have envelopaphobia.

Ear-watch

To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.

I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.

Dark light

When unwanted or unbearable truth is revealed or when a surprising negative within a situation or someone is exposed.

I know you don’t want to hear this Mr Smith, but I’m just giving you the “dark light”

I was ready to give him all of me but then I saw the “dark light” and now I know the truth.

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