butt pirate

Another word for a homosexual male, similar to ass bandit.

Grant has anal sex with men, therefore he is a butt pirate.

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Law And Order

Anything describing or pertaining to sex or sexual acts, defined by the theme song of the show Law and Order sounding strangely like porno music.

Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.

Kay: What did you do last night, Kris?
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.

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The Johnson Treatment

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.

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sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

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