soldier

The brave paper bag that protects your hand from the icy cold 40 ounces of beer attempting to freeze itself to your skin.

1.) Jason's counter top was littered with the tattered remnants of many dead soldiers, but his hands and bottles escaped unharmed.

2.) The liquor store clerk tried to send me into battle unprotected, but I quickly snatched a spare soldier and wrapped my Mickey's up nice and tight, living to drink and fight another day.

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