Helicopter

When a female and a male have sexual intercourse, the Lady (usually a very experienced whore, who has a background in gymnastics) the lady holds onto a ceiling fan; spreads her legs into a splits position. The man then lays back inserts the penis into the vagina and lays back while he gets the best sex he will ever have.

The Whore said" three nickels for a blumpkin, $12.50 for a hair pie, and $34.99 for a Helicopter"
The man replied "I'll take all three"

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bearded chalupa

A unshaven Femail Vagina, whos labia sticks out like a taco or a Chalupa

im going to tacobell can you pick me up a bearded Chalupa?
Hahaha, they dont have those at taco bell!

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