Dan

He loves being a fucking annoying little shit that dogs tons of people that he thinks are his friends. He’s a fat fuckhead that loves talking about shitty old dead movies, browny black short hair that looks like fuckery. He loves masturbating next to an Elmo plushie. He sucks off the popular kids wishing he was one of them. He has a face that only a mother can love, sike, no body could love him. Thinks he is smart.

Hey fat fuck!
(Dan) What do you want Jimmy? Why are calling me fat, look at my abs. (They are fat rolls) anyway, wanna watch Die Hard?

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Julian

Fucking reatarded and dogs his friends. He has a knack to be a dickhead and is tremendously distracting. If you have a Julian in your life. Get the fuck away from him, before he goes mental. (In which he already is) fucking bad at spelling, but quick in maths. Makes really long and autistic conversations that end up pissing everyone off.

Hey Julian!
Hi! Did you ever notice that this girl like me? Blah blah blah blah blah etc.

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