Hungry Hungry Hippos

1. Hungry hungry hippos is the best best damn game ever. It's a childrens game where you have to hit a lever to open your hippos mouth so it can swallow marbles. The person with the most marbles swallowed by their hippo in the end wins. Their are four colours of hippo; pink, orange, yellow and green.

2. The term can also be used to describe greedy people.

1. The trick to winning Hungry Hungry Hippos is you just whack the lever over and over again all the way through the game. There's the slight drawback of you breaking the lever but who cares.

2. "I went to Macky D's and saw a lot of Hungry Hungry Hippos

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daily mail

A UK newspaper which tries to pretend it isn't a tabloid for some unknown reason. They call themselves "A family paper with strong female readership, it has won many awards for editorial flair, outstanding reporting, design and print quality." I prefer to call it a racist, sexist, slanderous, homophobic, unprofessional, sensationalist Hitler fanzine. They are "morally outraged" by just about everything. Calls itself the only newpaper that stands up for what it believes in (aka. talks bullshit).

The only reason I'm ever buy the Daily Mail is to start a fire.

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yay

A word used to express happiness, not coke you basketcases.

"Yay! I just adopted a hobo!"

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tangoed

To have an orange hue similiar to that of the soft drink Tango due to having applied too much fake tan.

Michelle looks like an oompa loompa. Tangoed!

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okay kay

the most annoying phrase if your name is kay and the person using it thinks they are the first person to use it and think they are hell witty.

person: you want to go out tonight?

kay: yeah ok

person: ok

person: okay kay.

person: hahahahaaaaaaa

kay: GAAAHHH

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stereophonics

Definitely not the best indie rock band ever. Ever since their first album which was okay, their output has ranged from average to truly fucking awful. Their latest album is called 'Language. Sex. Violence. Other?', which is truly appauling name for an album, and the cover looks like a C64 loading screen.

Stereophonics are wank.

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walk of shame

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

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