fuck shit up

(1) to mess up, to make something fubared, and/or to mess with for no reason

(2) to smoke a certain amount of weed therefore messing your self up

i'm bored, we aren't doing anything, lets go fuck some shit up

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diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

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muggle

Non-magic folk

Hogwarts is hidden from Muggle view with all sorts of spells and charms

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homo

A shortened version of the word homosexual, meaning someone who likes members of the same sex. Often used as a derograty term by dumbasses.

Bob: "You homo! HAHAHAHA"
Jim: *punches bob* Stop being such an immature jackass.

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tinkleburg

The one who rules all; the Tinkleburg.

A verb.

I tinkleburg, you tinkleburg, he/she tinkleburgs.

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eastenders

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

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you won't

expression used by people, often while playing sports in gym or practicing for their band; challenge of skill;

Guy about to shoot a basketball: I'm gonna make it in!
Other Guy: You won't!
Guy: Say I won't
Other Guy: You won't LOSER
Guy shoots and makes it in
Guy: OH! OH! who da man?

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