Milstuck

When, through one way or another, you are locked into a multi-year contract for a product or service (usually against your will).

I can’t get out of it, I’m milstuck!

Nastoes

Disgusting Toes. Sum of "Nasty" and "Toes."

Wow, look at her nastoes!

Ricist

One who prefers a certain type of rice over others.

Tom is such a ricist...He only likes white rice!

Dicnballs (DNB)

When a male only wipes his dick and balls clean instead of taking a shower to save time. A male version of the PTA shower.

I'm just gonna pull a quick dicnballs (DNB)and call it good.

Mat Rat

A Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Player, Grappler, Wrestler, or Mixed Martial Artist who spends most of his free time on the mat in training.

Tom is such a mat rat. He practically lives at the academy!