Stunt Dust

Stunt Dust

1. Instant stunt/swagger enhancement – closely related to adrenaline

2. An individual’s innate ability to charm the opposite sex or perform at a higher level than normal.

3. Mystical inner feeling (dust) naturally produced by the human body to enhance an individual’s ability to stunt out during any occasion.

There are only a few people known to possess the rare ability of producing inner stunt dust; their names shall not be mentioned here as it may cause a threat to their personal well being.

A typical conversation while experiencing the effects of stunt dust:

Lady 1: Hmmm…you seem different tonight
Rory: Yeah……
Lady 1: Have you been going to the gym???
Lady 2: You’ve been going to the gym haven’t you???
Lady 3: Wow……Those muscles are mighty hard
Lady 4: and your ass sure is tight!
Lady 5: I would love to take you home…
Lady 6: You taken boo???
Lady 7: Yeahhh cause I’m gonna take you home tonight!
Rory: But…
Lady 7: No buts mister…
Rory: I mean if….
Lady 1: What you mean???
Lady 4: He’s saying he doesn’t think we can handle him.
Rory: That’s not….
Lady 5: Ladies why don’t we just show him how we ALL get down.

And that’s the power of stunt dust, minimal effort produces maximum results (period)

“Let me sprinkle a little of this stunt dust on you and then watch the magic happen”

“He’s got so much stunt dust da niggah can’t sleep at night.”

“We left the club last night and when I got home somebody had left stunt dust on my sheets”

“He walked into the club and it was obvious his stunt dust was on high”

Rory: Jimmy you got beat???
Jimmy: Yeah man…
Rory: But you never get beat….
Rory: What about your Chuck Norris fountain kick???
Jimmy: I know man…it’s lethal, but not on him.
Rory: Dat niggah had stunt dust didn’t he???
Jimmy: Had to…
Rory: Damn!

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