Kazoo

A kazoo is a magical instrument that makes wonderful sounds. Many people hate it and are annoyed by it, so that's just another reason you should get one! Actually I have four! Do not limit yourself! buy a million!!! Become God with the power of a kazoo.

Person 1: Woah! You got a kazoo?
Person 2: Yeah! So cool right?
Person 3: I hate that so much, never play it near me or i will rupture your spine.