z0r

A suffix used mainly in the language of chatspeak. Closely related to x0r, z0r is usually a suffix to verbs, pwn in many cases. "Formal" chatspeak only allows z0r to be used as a suffix to pwn, any other word is considered 'unz0rable'. z0r creates an emphasis on the verb it is attached to. z0r is NEVER capitalized. Sometimes z0rz or z0rzez.

z0r can be usez0red after a verb.

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A: The first natural number.

B: Binary code for "On" or, in images, a black pixel.

C: Number used in replacement for an exclamation mark in chatpeak/1337speak circumstances where one or more users is saying something exiting. See example.

A: 1, 2, 3, 4...

B: 0010110101101001010

C: Lyk ZOMG that is t3h pwnsomest!!!11!1!11one

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Freak Out

To achieve a state in which emotions like stress and worry are amplified. Commonly associated with OCD, deadlines, and middle aged women. Sometimes 'Freak'.

"If I don't get this thing done I'm going to freak out!"

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fantard

1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.

2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.

Derived from "fan" and "retard".

Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.

The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.

1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.

2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.

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Ash Ketchum

The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.

"Ash Ketchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*

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kirby

1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.

2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.

3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.

1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!

2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.

3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!

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Holy crud

An exclamation used in a suprising situation, usually with negative circumstances for the speaker.

"Thank goodness, those clowns almost got me--HOLY CRUD THEY'RE STILL HERE!"
--Billy, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"

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