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Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies
Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment
When one viciously rips out a femaleâs fallopian tubes then proceeds to strangle her with them whilst playing the kazoo
Person #1: Gubs I falugatined my girl I last night and now sheâs in the hospital, ive never heard her scream like that before
Person #2: This is her mother
Cancer and infection of the ballsack & scrotum. There is usually puss, blood, and a bit of semen for good times sake.
Person #1: Ayo kafgt my girl covered my ballsack in play-doh last night and started nibbling on it and now I have a couple giblets
Person #2: Damn giffft, have you tried lysol?
Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting
Person 1: I geladareia'd my girl last night bro and she passed out
Person 2: Ya'll are freaks ð
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When one takes a hot steaming pile of shit into a peanut butter sandwich; better version of PB&J
Jeremy: Hey bruzb u ever try a PB&S, theyâre my favorite
Anne Frank: I heard its better than a PB&J
Jeremy: Yeah they are, and who are you?
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When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.
Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I canât even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks
When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into oneâs body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, thereâs no hope for me.