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When one viciously rips out a femaleâs fallopian tubes then proceeds to strangle her with them whilst playing the kazoo
Person #1: Gubs I falugatined my girl I last night and now sheâs in the hospital, ive never heard her scream like that before
Person #2: This is her mother
Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies
Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment
Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting
Person 1: I geladareia'd my girl last night bro and she passed out
Person 2: Ya'll are freaks ð
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Cancer and infection of the ballsack & scrotum. There is usually puss, blood, and a bit of semen for good times sake.
Person #1: Ayo kafgt my girl covered my ballsack in play-doh last night and started nibbling on it and now I have a couple giblets
Person #2: Damn giffft, have you tried lysol?
When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.
Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I canât even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks
When one takes a hot steaming pile of shit into a peanut butter sandwich; better version of PB&J
Jeremy: Hey bruzb u ever try a PB&S, theyâre my favorite
Anne Frank: I heard its better than a PB&J
Jeremy: Yeah they are, and who are you?
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When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into oneâs body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, thereâs no hope for me.